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readme, founded in 1895, was the world's first satire magazine.
Hostilely taken over by AB in the mid 80's, it now publishes the best in satire, helpful true articles and events every week. It also won the World Cup in 1989, but it wasn't a very prestigious cup, since readme had no privates that needed protecting.
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readme Archive (2002-2008)
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March 27, 2008
February 28, 2008
February 14, 2008
February 7, 2008
January 31, 2008
January 23, 2008
December 6, 2007
November 30, 2007
November 8, 2007
November 1, 2007
October 24, 2007
October 10, 2007
September 26, 2007
September 19, 2007
September 12, 2007
September 5, 2007
April 19, 2007
April 4, 2007
March 28, 2007
February 21, 2007
February 14, 2007
February 7, 2007
January 31, 2007
December 6, 2006
November 29, 2006
November 8, 2006
November 1, 2006
October 24, 2006
October 11, 2006
October 4, 2006
September 27, 2006
September 13, 2006
September 6, 2006
August 30, 2006
April 19, 2006
April 12, 2006
March 29, 2006
March 1, 2006
February 22, 2006
February 15, 2006
February 8, 2006
February 1, 2006
January 25, 2006
December 7, 2005
November 30, 2005
November 16, 2005
November 9, 2005
November 2, 2005
October 26, 2005
October 19, 2005
October 12, 2005
October 5, 2005
September 28, 2005
September 21, 2005
September 7, 2005
December 8, 2004
November 10, 2004
October 20, 2004
October 13, 2004
October 6, 2004
September 29, 2004
September 22, 2004
September 15, 2004
September 8, 2004
April 21, 2004
April 14, 2004
April 7, 2004
March 31, 2004
March 17, 2004
February 25, 2004
February 18, 2004
February 11, 2004
February 4, 2004
January 28, 2004
November 19, 2003
November 5, 2003
October 29, 2003
October 22, 2003
October 8, 2003
October 1, 2003
September 24, 2003
September 17, 2003
September 10, 2003
September 3, 2003
April 23, 2003
April 16, 2003
April 10, 2003
April 3, 2003
March 19, 2003
March 12, 2003
February 26, 2003
February 19, 2003
February 12, 2003
February 5, 2003
January 22, 2003
December 6, 2002
November 21, 2002
November 14, 2002
November 7, 2002
October 31, 2002
October 24, 2002
October 10, 2002
October 3, 2002
September 26, 2002
September 19, 2002
September 12, 2002
September 5, 2002
February 28, 2002
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Comic Special: readme and Mechapope Do Spring Break
Fidel Castro Opens Fidel Bistro
Swimsuit Issue 2008
Internet New 51st State, Ron Paul Wins It
Bush Loses White House as Mortage Forecloses
Jerome Bettis is Dead!
Expose: Record of Elevator Maintenance Certificate Not Actually Filed at FMS
Gen. Abizaid Comes to CMU Without Exit Strategy
1897: A Jolly-Good Scientific Treatise
Iranian Coalition Invades Canada
Physics Orgy goes Horribly and Predictably Awry
"The Tartan" Not Actually Tartan At All!
English Major Actually Notices TOC
Petraeus is a Weird Name for a Dutch Guy
Freshmen Discover Linux Cluster of Requirement
Autobots, Student Orgs Fight Over Freshmen
Obama Releases Hip-Hop Album to “Reconnect” with Black Voters
Friedberg, Seltzer Release Shitty Movie
North, South Dakota Vie for Dakotan Supremacy
censorme: Ruh-roh, Raggy! Scooby-Doo Busts Clinton
loveme: God Excited about Upcoming Season of "The Iraq War"
Student Senate Debates Sodomy Ban
Golden Global Warming Threatens Nation's Frivolities
U.S. Returns Continent to Native Americans
helpme: I'm Sliding and I Can't Get Up
Rick Santorum is God's Chosen Child
Undefeated Tartans Beat Steelers 81-0
Bush Takes Out Second Mortgage
Bush Blog Reveals US Secrets, Angst
White Guys Banned
Supreme Court Hears RoeBOT Case
Econ Professor Loves Facebook
People Now Banned From Planes
Kind of Best of readme
Carnival of Lights; Festival of Booths
Optimus Prime to Run as readme's VP
readme Enters Race For Presidency
readme's Worst Blind Date Ever
Pfizer Launches Morning-Before Pill
Bush Pledges to End Cartoon Violence
5th Ring Unleashes Pittsburgh Hero
Legions of Dead Fish Haunt CMU
Steelers Win Means More Bus Service
KDKA Wins Fake Journalism Award
Payme Special Edition
Online Registration Goes Down on You
Antisocialist Propaganda Increasing
Cohen Sacrifices to Pittsburgh Gods
Rocky Fights Old Age in New Film
Student Recovers his Virginity
Red Team Destroys Stanford
McDonalds Hamburgled No More
Fossil of God Found
Calculus TA Makes It Up as He Goes
Bush Deploys 10,000 Additional Troops to Iraq to Aid Katrina Vistims
Mel Gibson Announces New Movie: Passion of the Reindeer
readme is Moving to Canada
Holy Crap! John Kerry is Here at CMU!
Creepy Alumns to Campus, "Where the Freshman Girls At?"
The "O" Prepares for Michael Moore
Unused Tartans Used to Keep the Flood Waters at Bay
Si Senor Introduces Bold New Combination of Same Old Ingredients
You Join readme After Reading This Issue
Escort Service Expands Service, Hires New Escorts
McDonald's CEO Dies of McIrony
Carnival Special...
Student Buys Puppy, Everything Goes His Way
Art School Receives Record Donation of $7.45 and a Piece of String
International Students Rule Campus with Iron Fist During Break
iPod Headphones Actually Connected to $20 Discman
Fence Hijacked By Complete Idiots
The Term "Blogger" Replaced by "Whiny Pussy Bitch"
Pittsburgh Dumped by Longtime Boyfriend, Cleveland, Can't Stop Snowing
Fraternity Vows to Out-Haze Kappa SIgma
Enrollment Services Schedules All Classes on Fridays
Hooked on Phonics Merges with Philip-Morris
RIAA Nabs Osama bin Laden for Sharing Music
Drug Dealer Sells Life Story, Drugs
Fraternity Issues "Do Whatever We Want" Cards to Brothers
Carnegie Mellon Appoints a Vice Provost of Inconvenience
Magical Star Wars T-Shirt Has Power to Repel Females
Condom Man Breaks, CMU Pregnancy Rate Triples
Campus Apathy Manifests into Giant Monster, Sits on Giant Couch and Watches Giant Cartoons
Class of 2007 Quickly Fills CMU's Nerd Quota
Graduating Senior "Didn't Really Want That Job Anyway"
Carnival Happened; Other Things...
Steam Engine Majors, Quite the Bookworms
George W. Bush Jr. Plans 2025 War on Iraq
America at War: Choose Your Own Adventure
Fratboy to Beer, "I'm Going to Drink You!"
Philip Morris Opens All Smoking Dorm for Cool Kids
New Bin Laden Video Released, Featuring P. Diddy
People All Over World Join Hands, Start Love Train
New AOL Style Email Addresses Available
Dickhead Kid Outspokenly Supports War
Fashion Issue
Thanksgiving Magic Bus to Journey the Circulatory and Digestive System
Student's Ghetto Upbringing Determined to be Fraud
Crime on Campus is Down, According to Liars
Study Reveals Kittens Are Adorable, Fuzzy
Office of Annual Giving Goes 'Trick-or-Treating'
Sororities to Critics: "No, You;re The Sluts"
Old Alumni Back for Homecoming
Computer Science Students Throw Party Online
Your Girlfriend from Home is Cheating on You
Students Demand Food: Dining Services Suggests Eating Cake
Carnegie Mellon Accepts Everybody
Cohon Ready for Spring Break. Are You?
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